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"Nice country, stupid people." humans say. In fact, romanians are animalic wherewolves gone insane that mimic the original human life forms, only as long as somebody's watching. Well, boring.
 
"Nice country, stupid people." humans say. In fact, romanians are animalic wherewolves gone insane that mimic the original human life forms, only as long as somebody's watching. Well, boring.
 
 
 
== A fag's opinon... ==
 
 
"On behalf of the author(s) who wrote these things, I apologize... They want to '''burn in hell'''... Please remember that this article is somehow supposed to be '''Funny''' (it just ended up being a '''bad joke''') Yeah and I`m sure the one who wrote that last bit has a lot to be proud of. Like his intelect for example... i think it`s high... higher than a piece of gum stuck to my shoe at least, and lower than a dog`s brain who`s only interest in a day is liking his behind or valuables... and dreaming about what he did the rest of the day.
 
P.S. Real sporty of u for deleting my message."
 
 
This is a typical message delivered to you by the Online Holy Communist army of Romania. They are a highly organized cult that operates online, and consider themselves to be the True Guardians of Romanian Culture. Their job is to scan the Internet via their brain testicles and eliminate any information that they perceive as insulting for the Great Holy National Socialist Party of Romania, to whom they are affiliated. They usually run in packs of four (patrule), packs of three (triule), or, like above, packs of one (pule).
 
 
The Online Holy Communist army of Romania begun in 1945. Since then it has been recruiting simple people from the country side, fed them with patriotic stories, and let them loose in the streets (now on the internet). A classical example is Corneliu Vadim Tudor (which the Online Holy Communist army of Romania considers to be the one true God).
 
 
 
"THIS IS BULL SHIT !"
 
An example of another such quote.
 
 
 
Message to the above: You're a real tough/smart -ass when you're behind the keyboard, I bet.
 

Versiunea de la data 5 noiembrie 2007 17:55

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This article is part of the What I Didn't Know about Romania series.
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Welcome to the What I Didn't Know about Romania series, compiled from a collection of articles about Romania. See also:

Alpha and Omega of Romania: boringness

"Nice country, stupid people." humans say. In fact, romanians are animalic wherewolves gone insane that mimic the original human life forms, only as long as somebody's watching. Well, boring.