Dhampires

De la Neciclopedie

A dhampire is also knows as a Ho,skank,slut,bitch,whore.

They take the most common feature of a vampire (sucking) and the most common feature of a woman (getting money). These two combined create a lethal combination to the normal peasant's pocket and main thinking organ (which is...).

Tip: Upon seeing a dhampire, rock throwing and mocking is a must. That is of course if you do not use them like 89% of Romanians (losing their virginities in a short effort met with open mouth by dhampires)